Australian Open 2018

[Sowa]

Jak mi już szkoda amerykanina...
Bułgar to weźmie, choć zupełnie na to nie zasługuje.

[Emu]

Dimitrov to jednak ma nature paskudnego przebijaka. Nigdy nie rozumiałem waszej fascynacji Bułgarem.

[Saboteur]

Tak, ponieważ przy 6-6 w deciderze grając z nieopierzonym 22-latkiem i broniąc lekko ponad pół tysiąca punktów w rankingu najlepszą taktyką jest nawalanie z całej siły.

[DUN I LOVE]

Przecież przebijactwo, czyt. kontrolowane uderzenia, to dziś złoty środek do budowanie rankingu. Od kiedy Grigor cierpliwie przerzuca, jego kariera ruszyła z miejsca.

Regularnie zaczyna od 0-15/30 swoje gemy Jankes, może to się źle skończyć.

[Saboteur]

Brawo Grisza, trzeba było to przetrzymać.

[Emu]

On zawsze tak przebijał... Po prostu ma przebłyski w sezonie, że działa mu forehand i serwis, ale to tylko epizody.

[DUN I LOVE]

To jak teraz? Dostanie kopa i ogra Rosjanina czy USO bis?

[jaccol55]

Finito.

To jak teraz? Dostanie kopa i ogra Rosjanina czy USO bis?

Rubliowa raczej przejdzie, bo nie zachwycił dzisiaj, ale wielkiego wyniku trudno się spodziewać po Dimitrovie w tym turnieju.

[DUN I LOVE]

Dzisiejszy wyczyn Viktora.

[Lleyton]

[Damian]

Live blog for Day 3

Spoiler:

Second-round action under way at Melbourne Park!
NADAL, KYRGIOS cruise into third round
WOZNIACKI saves TWO match points in dramatic win
KOSTYUK youngest into a Grand Slam 3R since 1997
TSONGA battles back to beat SHAPOVALOV
Get involved: tweet using hashtag #AOBlog to join the conversation
By Michael Beattie and Leigh Walsh
1 hour ago
Ebden succumbs to Dolgopolov
Matt Ebden’s summer of tennis is over, but the Aussie can hold his head high after a remarkable 12 months. He began 2017 ranked at No.659 after surgery to his left knee, but he finishes his home swing ranked well inside the Top 100 (No.78) and playing some impressive tennis.

Here’s hoping he can carry on this form when he ventures beyond Australia, but, for now, it’s Alexandr Dolgopolov moving on to face Diego Schwartzman in the third round.

2 hours ago
Mackenzie McDonald, Men's Singles, Australian Open
HEAR ME ROAR - McDonald is making noise
McDonald forces a fifth set against Dimitrov
No one, not even Mackenzie McDonald, will have seen this coming. The American qualifier who had NEVER WON A TOUR-LEVEL match before this week, BAGELS world No.3 Grigor Dimitrov in the fourth set to force a decider. And it wasn’t even a close bagel, with the Bulgarian winning just nine points.

Dimitrov, a serious contender for the title after posting the season of his career, is really struggling here but much of the credit falls at the feet of McDonald. The American opened his season by falling in the first round of the Playford Challenger to Uladzimir Ignatik. Now here he is, living a moment he has probably dreamt about since first picking up a racquet.


2 hours ago
Rublev's on the march
After edging David Ferrer in five sets in the first round, Andrey Rublev has notched another win over a veteran of the Tour, seeing off 2006 finalist Marcos Baghdatis 6-4 6-7(5) 6-4 6-2.

The Russian, still only 20, is playing at a career-high No.32 in the world this week after a series of impressive results, the most noteworthy being a run to the US Open quarterfinal last September - he was the youngest player to reach the last eight in New York since Andy Roddick in 2001.

He downed Grigor Dimitrov during that breakout event, and he could face the Bulgarian in the next round. Although Dimitrov is in a spot of bother...

3 hours ago
Nick Kyrgios
LOOKING UP - Kyrgios is back in the third round
Kyrgios through with minimal fuss
It was on Hisense Arena last year at this stage that Nick Kyrgios succumbed from two sets up against Andreas Seppi, bowing out of his home Slam in bitter disappointment. Tonight, there was to be no repeat, as the Aussie No.1 put in the type of professional performance that has defined his start to the season.

He closed out the 7-5 6-4 7-6(1) win over Viktor Troicki, winning a highly entertaining tie-break after he failed to serve out the match at 5-4. He set the tone at the start of the breaker, bending a delicious forehand winner around the Serb to go 2-1 up. Then umpire James Keothavong took a ball to the head after Troicki miscued a return. “It’s not my day, is it?” said the umpire. It may not have been for the man in the chair, but it was for Kyrgios, who closed out the match in style to set up a blockbuster third round against Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.

"HE MADE THE FINAL IN 2008. I THINK I WAS 12. I WENT TO ALL HIS PRACTICE SESSIONS WITH A NEW BALL. HE SIGNED IT EVERY DAY. I DON'T KNOW IF HE REMEMBERS. I DIDN'T MISS ONE OF HIS PRACTICE SESSIONS, SO..."
- Kyrgios takes on his childhood idol Tsonga next
3 hours ago
Kanepi and Kontaveit flying the flag
There may only be 1.3 million people living in Estonia, but two of them are into the Australian Open third round: Anett Kontaveit and Kaia Kanepi. Kontaveit set up a blockbuster clash with Jelena Ostapenko after seeing off Mona Barthel 6-3 4-6 6-3, while Kanepi powered past Monica Puig 6-4 6-3. She will now face the winner of Carla Suarez Navarro and Timea Babos.

The Estonian duo could potentially meet in the fourth round, and with the way they're playing it wouldn't be that big of a surprise.

3 hours ago
Dimitrov drops the first set
They may be separated by 183 ranking spots, but American qualifier Mackenzie McDonald has taken the first set from Grigor Dimitrov, who is really struggling to get a grip on his American opponent. His slice backhand has not come to play today.

McDonald had contested just FOUR Tour-level events in his career before this week, falling in the first round of each of them. He does know a thing or two about success, however, having won the NCAA singles and doubles titles for UCLA in 2016.

5 hours ago
Rafael Nadal, Men's Singles, Australian Open
SERVING UP A TREAT - Nadal is off to a flyer
Nadal storms into the third round
Another day, another impressive win for Rafael Nadal. After opening his week with his best ever Australian Open victory in terms of games dropped (3), the world No.1 looked equally impressive as he dispatched Leonardo Mayer 6-3 6-4 7-6(4) - although he did serve for the match at 5-4 up.

Mayer actually played well. The Argentine mustered 48 winners, but Nadal was at his stingy best on RLA, coughing up just 10 unforced errors. Ominous form from Nadal, as he looks to become the first man in the Open Era - and third in history - to win each Grand Slam multiple times.

"HE IS A TOUGH OPPONENT. HE HITS THE BALL SO STRONG. WE SEE THAT LAST COUPLE OF GAMES HOW TOUGH IT WAS. I HAD TO HIT SOME GREAT SHOTS IN THE TIE-BREAK. HIS TEAM ARE GOOD FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME, I WISH THEM WELL. "
- Onwards and upward for Nadal
5 hours ago
nick kyrgios blog hisense arena
IN THE NICK OF TIME - Kyrgios takes to court
Kyrgios ready for prime time
Sun setting, shadows stretching, prime time, and the Aussie No.1 walking on to a packed stadium at Melbourne Park. Does it get any better? I don’t think so, no.

Nick Kyrgios is under way on Hisense Arena - his favourite of the Australian Open courts - for his clash with Viktor Troicki. The Serb is solid and very familiar with lengthy five-set battles in the early rounds of Grand Slams, but this match is very much on the Aussie’s racquet. If he brings the heat like we know he can, he should have two much firepower for his 31-year-old opponent.

Let's see, shall we?


5 hours ago
Ostapenko edges Duan in tight encounter
It’s the balls we felt sorry for in this one! 135 points (!!!) were done inside four shots, with just 27 rallies going longer.

In the end, it was Jelena Ostapenko who worked the jab that bit better, eventually closing out a 6-3 3-6 6-4 win over Duan Ying-Ying. It was scratchy at times - the Latvian led 4-1 in the decider before dropping three games in the trot. But at 4-4, 30-30 she produced two nerveless aces to hold and then break.

Deep runs are all about finding ways to win when not at your best, and we’ve seen plenty of that around the grounds today.

6 hours ago
Karlovic wins yet another titanic tussle
He’s only gone and done it again. Ivo Karlovic, 38-year-old Ivo Karlovic, is into the Australian Open third round after a vintage Karlovic win. He survives in five sets, beating Yuichi Sugita 7-6(3) 6-7(3) 7-5 4-6 12-10 in four hours and 33 minutes. Someone give that man a trophy already.

As the Croat signs autographs on Court 8, memories come flooding back of his remarkable win over Horacio Zeballos last year (22-20 in the fifth set for those of you struggling to recall). This is the SIXTH time he has gone the distance at Melbourne Park.

When Karlovic contests an epic, the numbers tend to be big: he hit 53 aces, 110 winners and CAME TO NET 180 TIMES!! Next up is Andreas Seppi, in that open part of the draw that lost all four seeds in the first round.

7 hours ago
Rafael Nadal, Men's Singles, Australian Open
ALL EYES ON ME - Rafa is up and running
Nadal in command on Rod Laver Arena
Rafael Nadal was nominated last night for Laureus World Sportsman of the Year. His competition: Mo Farah, Lewis Hamilton, Cristiano Ronaldo, Chris Froome and one Roger Federer. Do you think he gave it much thought? Not one bit. The Spaniard, more than any other player, is a man for the present. It’s one of his main strengths. It's what keeps him coming back for more.

Today, his competition is Leonardo Mayer, and it’s so far so good for the top seed. He is giving the Argentine absolutely nothing, squeezing him in the rally while patiently waiting for the pips to pop out. Mayer, you may remember, took a set off Nadal at the US Open. He may struggle to do the same today. Nadal leads 6-3 3-1.

8 hours ago
Jo-Wilfried Tsonga
ON TSONG - Jo gains his revenge
Tsonga fights back to down Shapovalov
Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, take a bow. The Frenchman rallies from 2-5 down in the fifth set to take out Denis Shapovalov 3-6 6-3 1-6 7-6(4) 7-5, closing out the win with a beautiful serve-and-volley, plucking a backhand out of the air and popping it in behind the Canadian.

Shapovalov will be bitterly disappointed, and he looks it - he served for the match at 5-3. But credit to Tsonga, he stepped up and began cracking the ball. Down the stretch, it seemed he could do no wrong.

A blockbuster third round potentially awaits: he faces the winner of Nick Kyrgios and Viktor Troicki, who play later today.

"I’M TIRED, BUT REALLY HAPPY. I DID A BIG FIGHT TODAY. IT’S NOT EASY AGAINST THOSE YOUNG GUNS, THEY GO FOR EVERYTHING, SO IT WAS DIFFICULT FOR ME TO DEFEND. I AM USED TO BEING IN THE COURT."
- A happy but exhausted Tsonga
8 hours ago
Denis Shapovalov
DENIS THE MENACE - Shapovalov is pushing the No.15 seed
Tsonga digging in
Has there been a gamestyle this easy on the eye in the men’s game since… Grigor Dimitrov? - *whispers* - even Roger Federer? I for one am drinking the Denis Shapovalov Kool-aid anyway. The Canadian is a joy to watch, and one of those rare players who seems to be both effective and a human-highlight reel.

His mettle is being tested on MCA, however. He served for the upset win over Jo-Wilfried Tsonga at 5-3 up in the fifth set, but the Frenchman broke with some uber-aggressive tennis, and an ill-timed double fault from the teenager at 15-30.

On we go...

8 hours ago
Australian Open Caroline Wozniacki
STAYIN' ALIVE - Wozniacki lives to fight another day
Wozniacki comes back from the brink
There are comebacks and then there’s this: Caroline Wozniacki bounces back from 5-1, 40-15 down in the final set to pull of the greatest of escapes against Jana Fett, the qualifier who for a good two hours was living a dream she never wanted to wake up from.

Sadly for Fett, she did, and the experienced Wozniacki reeled in her point by point - a combination of the Dane’s consistency and the Croat’s nerves playing their part.

The first words out of Wozniacki's mouth? "That was crazy."

That it was.

"I THINK SHE REALISED SHE WAS 5-1 AND LET OFF THE SPEED A LITTLE AND I REALISED IT WAS MY CHANCE. [EXPERIENCE] WAS CRUCIAL TODAY FOR SURE, I HAVE BEEN OUT HERE SO MANY TIMES AND I KNEW HOW SHE’D FEEL."
- Wozniacki on her dramatic win
8 hours ago
Wozniacki battling back admirably
World No.2 Caroline Wozniacki is hanging on for dear life on Rod Laver Arena. Down 5-1 in the third, the Dane was forced to fend off two match points, and then she began to reel her young Croatian opponent back in. 5-1, became 5-2, which became 5-3, and now it's 5-4. Hold onto your hats, tennis fans. This rollercoaster could get bumpy.

8 hours ago
"YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY COOL THAT I'M PLAYING SOMEONE FROM MY COUNTRY. IT'S NOT EVERY DAY I GET TO DO THAT. AND ESPECIALLY FOR UKRAINIAN SUPPORTERS IT'S GOING TO BE FUN TO WATCH, I GUESS. SHE HAS NOTHING TO LOSE, SO THAT'S WHY I KNOW SHE GOES JUST FOR EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW, LIKE A LITTLE BIT LIKE HEADLESS CHICKEN"
- Svitolina on facing fellow Ukrainian Kostyuk in the third round
9 hours ago
Kyle Edmund australian open
FLYING THE FLAG - Edmund is doing Britain proud in Murray's absence
Edmund shines in open section of draw
Denis Istomin’s second round at the 2018 Australian Open was in stark contrast to his 2017 equivalent. One year ago he was celebrating a sensational upset of six-time champion Novak Djokovic in five, gruelling sets on Rod Laver Arena. Today, he was ousted 6-2 6-2 6-4 by Britain’s Kyle Edmund out on Court 13.

There are signs Edmund is starting to bring the big pieces of his game together. When he gets the forehand clicking behind the serve, he plays from the front foot and that’s where he’s dangerous. Today, he won 93 per cent of points behind his first delivery, with 17 winners coming from his forehand wing. For comparison, he only let fly with five off the backhand.

This is an intriguing mini-section of the draw, with world No.41 Yuichi Sugita projected to reach the quarterfinal on ranking but he’s currently losing to Ivo Karlovic.

10 hours ago
Wozniacki in an early hole on RLA
If Belinda Bencic’s loss to Luksika Kumkhum was as surprise, this would really be a shock. Caroline Wozniacki, the world No.2, up against 21-year-old Jana Fett who is featuring in the main draw at a Grand Slam for the first time this week.

Wozniacki is among the favourites to lift the Daphne Akhurst Memorial Cup. Seeded in the Top 2 at a major for the first time in six years, the Dane opened her season by reaching the 51st final of her career in Auckland where she lost to Julia Goerges. But she’s struggling beneath the sizzling heat on Rod Laver Arena today, down 6-3 1-2 to Fett, who was a junior runner-up here in 2014.

10 hours ago

BEL FAILS TO CHIME - The Swiss is out
Surprise of the tournament so far?
At 6-1, 5-3, 15-0 down, Belinda Bencic had had enough. She whacked her racquet off the scorching surface, cracking its frame, and as she plodded to her chair to fetch a new one, the umpire dished out the code violation. A handful of points later and she was out of the Australian Open, falling to Thai qualifier Luksika Kumkhum.

It was a miserable day for the Swiss, who has been so so impressive of late. She closed 2017 by winning 28 of 31 matches across all levels, and opened the Australian Open by downing 2017 finalist Venus Williams in style.

Today, however, it was all about Kumkhum, who steered 30 winners past her Swiss opponent to reach the third round at a major for the first time, in what is her seventh Grand Slam main draw outing. The mini-section of the draw is really opening up now, with Kumkhum set to take on either Petra Martic or Irina-Cemelia Begu for a spot in the round of 16.

11 hours ago
elina svitolina australian open
EL OF A FIGHT - Svitolina digs deep
Svitolina weathers Siniakova storm
It’s not often you hear a player say they “cannot wait for an ice bath”, but Elina Svitolina was ready for a dunk after a testing battle with Katerina Siniakova which lasted two hours and 14 minutes.

The Ukrainian was not at her best, but she found a way, bouncing back from a slow start to win 4-6 6-2 6-1. In the end, Siniakova lived and died by her own sword, with her unforced error count climbing to 56 by the end of play. Next up for Svitolina, who opened her season by winning Brisbane, is teen sensation Marta Kostyuk.

"I GAVE HER THE CHANCE TO DOMINATE AND PLAY WELL. IT WAS MY MISTAKE. HOPEFULLY IN THE NEXT ROUND I WILL BE MORE FOCUSED. WINNING BRISBANE AND HAVING A GOOD 2017, IT’S BEEN GREAT, BUT THIS IS A GRAND SLAM AND EVERY OPPONENT IS TOUGH."
- Svitolina is setting high standards
12 hours ago
Marta Kostyuk
TEENAGE KICKS - Kostyuk is making headlines
15-year-old Kostyuk's fairytale run continues
Eleven in a row! The Marta Kostyuk story keeps on going as the 15-year-old ousts Aussie wildcard Olivia Rogowska 6-3 7-5 on MCA. It wasn’t always pretty - the duo combined for 88 unforced errors, and Kostyuk framed her first serve on the first match point into the stands, seeing the funny side with a cheeky challenge - but the young Ukrainian is now the youngest player to reach the third round at a major since Mirjana Lucic-Baroni at the 1997 US Open.

"I'm happy, just happy - I made it through," says Kostyuk, who works closely with Roger Federer's coach Ivan Ljubicic. "I beat some records or repeat them every year, so I feel okay. Ivan is always helping me when he sees me - after every match he's telling me what was wrong, not everything is right even when I win. And Roger, we've spoken twice. You cannot be a perfectionist in tennis - you make mistakes in every point, in every shot so you can't be like this or you'll end up in a psycho hospital!"

12 hours ago
Another seed tumbles at the hands of Bondarenko
We've got our first woman through to the third round - and it's a bit of an upset! Kateryna Bondarenko flips the script on No.15 seed Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, gutsing out tough hold to wrap up a straight-sets win out on Hisense.

"I am really happy," says the Ukrainian, doubles champion in 2008 alongside sister Alona. "Sometimes my game is good, sometimes not, but today is good I guess. It's very far from our country here but there are many people cheering for us. I am ready for the heat as I played in Brisbane, where it was 45C!"

12 hours ago
New partner, same outcome for Safarova
We've got the first doubles win of AO18 in the books, and fittingly it's posted by one half of the reigning champions. Lucie Safarova's title defence is up and running alongside Barbora Strycova, the Czech duo downing Britons Naomi Broady and Anna Smith 6-2 6-1.

How this must feel for Safarova is anyone's guess, playing her second doubles major without regular partner Bethanie Mattek-Sands as the American continues her recovery from the knee injury she suffered at Wimbledon - but she is here in Melbourne, in her new recovery role:


12 hours ago

12 hours ago
UPSET ALERT: Siniakova up a set on Svitolina
Many people had Elina Svitolina pegged as a potential first-time Grand Slam champion at AO 2018, but she'll have to work hard to earn her spot in the third round now. Katerina Siniakova is not the sort of opponent you can afford to have an off-day against, with her all-court game and gung-ho approach to pulling the trigger. It's the Czech who bags the first set 6-4

Meanwhile over on MCA Marta Kostyuk is flying - the 15-year-old leads Olivia Rogowska 6-3 3-1, and will face the winner of Siniakova-Svitolina in the third round should she see this one home.

12 hours ago
Simon says he can't go on
We have our first result of the day, but it comes in unfortunate circumstances as Gilles Simon is forced to retire while trailing No.10 seed Pablo Carreno Busta 6-2 3-0. He offers an apology to the Spaniard as he sits in his chair removing a lattice of sport tape from the inside of his left thigh - clearly it wasn't worth the risk of aggravating or worsening the injury.

Carreno Busta's fortunes at Grand Slams have taken a turn over the past 12 months. Pre-2017, he had fallen in the first round in eight of his 13 major appearances. Now he has a US Open semifinal to his name, and his draw isn't the worst.

13 hours ago
Rafael Nadal
Meanwhile on the practice courts...
13 hours ago
Nobody said this game was easy...

13 hours ago
The kid is alright...
If you aren't up to speed with the story of 15-year-old Marta Kostyuk, here's your primer. Last year's Australian Open girl's champion has now gone 10 matches undefeated at Melbourne Park: six en route to the 2017 junior title, three after being awarded a qualifying wildcard for this year's tournament, and one in the first round where she ousted No.25 Shuai Peng 6-2 6-2.

She's now out on Margaret Court Arena and already up 3-1 against Olivia Rogowska, despite an early break - which may explain some of the body language. Kostyuk wears her emotions on the outside, both on court an off, as today's frank interview with WTA Insider's Courtney Nguyen made clear. This was her response to the question, 'Why do you like tennis?'

I NEVER LIKED IT! I REMEMBER I GOT THIS FORM FROM THE WTA ASKING ME WHAT WAS MY FIRST MEMORY FROM TENNIS AND I WROTE THAT I WAS BEING MAD AT MOM FOR FEEDING THE BALL WRONG. THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER CLEARLY. 'MOM! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! I CANNOT PUT THE BALL IN THE COURT BECAUSE OF YOU!' I WAS LIKE 4 OR 5
Marta Kostyuk - honest in the extreme
13 hours ago

13 hours ago
Got a spot on RLA?
Congrats, because that's one hell of a show you're getting this afternoon! Three of the top-four seeds across the men's and women's draws are in action, kicking off with No.4 seed Elina Svitolina's showdown with the dangerous Czech Katerina Siniakova - one that pricked the interest of AO Analyst Craig O'Shannessey - before No.2 seed Caroline Wozniacki takes on Croatia's Jana Fett.

After that, 2009 champion and last year's finalist Rafael Nadal returns to face Argentina's Leonardo Mayer under the Victorian sun. Now that's one hot ticket, if we do say so ourselves

13 hours ago
Who's where in the 11:00am starts:
RLA: Katerina Siniakova v [4] Elina Svitolina
MCA: Marta Kostyuk v Olivia Rogowska
Hisense: [15] Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova v Kateryna Bondarenko
SC2: Malek Jaziri v [23] Gilles Muller
SC3: [10] Pablo Carreno Busta v Gilles Simon
You can check out the entire day's line-up here

13 hours ago
Good morning everyone (or afternoon, or evening, or shouldn't you be in bed?) and welcome to Day 3 at the Australian Open! It's another beautiful day in Melbourne as the second round takes centre stage, and those with a ticket to the day session on Rod Laver Arena should count themselves truly lucky. Why? I'll tell you in a second...

Players are heading out, waving to the crowd, ditching the headbands and the warm-up jackets - today? Really? - and knocking up ahead of the first set of matches, so let's get to it.

https://ausopen.com/live-blog/C3

[DUN I LOVE]

Niesamowicie nierówno się rozłożyła ta drug ćwiartka.

[3] Grigor Dimitrov (BUL) vs [30] Andriej Rubliow (RUS)
[17] Nick Kyrgios (AUS) vs [15] Jo-Wilfried Tsonga (FRA)
Kyle Edmund (GBR) vs Nikołoz Basilaszwili (GEO)
Andreas Seppi (ITA) vs Ivo Karlović (CRO)

[Rroggerr]

Zaora go Rubliow.

[lake]

Edmund-Rubliov w ćwiartce?

[Barty]

Jak tam kolanka Rafy, kica jak zając?

[Robertinho]

Zaorać to bagno. Przyznać Nadalowi kolejne 8 Szlemów, turniejów nie rozgrywać, bo nie ma po co.

W Gyrosie nadzieja, nie sądziłem, że kiedyś będę zmuszony to napisać, ale w Gyrosie nadzieja. Pij Sławku mocz małpy, rób dwa podskoki na prawej nodze codziennie o 17:19, czy jakie tam jeszcze masz pomysły na zapewnionie przychylności niebiosów temu idiocie, ale niech on traktuje resztki godności tego sportu.

I tak, będę mu kibicować w razie finału z geriatrią, słowo.

[DUN I LOVE]

Nie sądzę, że to poprawi humor, ale jak dziś kupowałem energetyka w maszynie, to był on do wyboru pod 3 numerkami (wiecie każdy rodzaj produktu ma swoje "tory).

17, 31, 32.

Hmm, czyżby 17. szlem dla kogoś, kto jest pomiędzy 31., a 32. urodzinami?

[Sowa]

Nie sądzę, że to poprawi humor, ale jak dziś kupowałem energetyka w maszynie, to był on do wyboru pod 3 numerkami (wiecie każdy rodzaj produktu ma swoje "tory).

17, 31, 32.

Hmm, czyżby 17. szlem dla kogoś, kto jest pomiędzy 31., a 32. urodzinami?

A ja nie zauważyłam czerwonej koszulki w jasnych rzeczach do prania. Mam pranie koloru nadalowych gaci z AO. Znak?

[Robertinho]

Daj spokój DUN. Nie dość, że bezużyteczni psują turniej, to jeszcze Mug dokonujący samozaorania. Co za dzień, co za doskonały dzień w Australii.

[DUN I LOVE]

To znak, że ktoś go jednak wypierze, chyba.

Żenada na maksa. Teraz to Nick, módlmy się, błagajmy, zbawca ratujący honor rozgrywek. Zapomnieliście już jak w poprzednim sezonie hurtowo rzucaliście papierami na moje biurko (w sensie Prezesa Bandwagonu), gardząc tym wyjątkowym chłopcem?

Nie ma powrotu, teraz znajdźcie sobie inną zabawkę.

I jeszcze jedno - kto wyskoczył z wagonu niech nie wraca świętować w następną niedzielę.